Minggu, 24 Juni 2012

Your Next Place

This condo might be on the first floor, but it's nicely elevated above street level, so you can literally look down on the rest of the world, to match how you figuratively look down on the rest of the world.  What, you think we didn't notice?  You should see what we say about you on gchat.

This very large two bedroom/two baths unit has everything you could want in a house, much less a condo; a beautiful living room with exposed brick, a huge bay window and gas fireplace, a gourmet kitchen with granite counters, and island, and stainless steel appliances.  The master bedroom suite boasts a huge walk-in closet to store all your clothes or hide in if an axe murderer breaks into the place.  Recessed halogen lighting and hardwood floors throughout, and it comes with rental parking prepaid through 2015!  (Man, I really am a commitment-phobe; even the thought of staying with the same parking space for three years gave me chills.)

And it's ideally situated just off 14th street, so you're a stone's throw from some of the best bars and restaurants in the entire city.  From riding a bike full speed while vomiting to throwing an entire pizza onto the windshield of a taxi to jumping off a second story patio to impress a girl (surprise, she wasn't impressed), I don't think there's a block of 14th between O and W Streets on which I haven't engaged in some serious late-night foolishness. And if there's a better endorsement for a neighborhood, I certainly can't think of it.

1433 R Street NW #2
2 Bedrooms, 2 Baths

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